I really hate when my hands burn after a wod. Just saying.
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
My friend said he was busy having a little celebration
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
I used to want to be a mortician.
my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.
Wow! One of my favorite blogs/bloggers was on the Tumblr front page! Go get’em Scout!!