heyfunniest:

“i didn’t mean to have you!” omfg hahahaha

(Source: comedycentral)

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jonnovstheinternet:

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

This is the mantra of the university student

(Source: circumcisions)

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before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

(Source: 04503)

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abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

(Source: masakispreciousface)

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cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

(Source: justjasper)

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virginholes:

what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

I think about this as well!

(Source: dumbegg)

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