When guys try to hit on me
Vine by: Gabby Bacon
So my husky is super cross eyed
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
My friend said he was busy having a little celebration
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
I used to want to be a mortician.
my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude